That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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