I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
