he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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