morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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