I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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