his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
