he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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