i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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