I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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