OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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