dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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