if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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