She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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