my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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