Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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