I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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