they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Randomize