Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I deserve this hangover.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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