After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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