I've blown a few things in my day
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
