This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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