Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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