i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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