I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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