pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You can make out without kissing
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