I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
is it fun? or sober?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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