But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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