But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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