Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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