So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This baby is an asshole
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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