A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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