Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize
