Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
