Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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