There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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