..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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