yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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