no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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