Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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