The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
So many bounce houses so little time
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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