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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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