i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I need a hoe opinion
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