I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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