Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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