Can Purell be used as lube?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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