I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Randomize
