and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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