thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
please don't ironically join a cult
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