That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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