I looked at my own cervix.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
