its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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