So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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