Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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