As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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