that's an acceptable place to lick
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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